My tweets

• Mon, 13:40: some lady just crashed her escalade into the front pillar of our building and she had her baby in the car. no one is injured but her front end is an accordion and our pillar is toast. what was i saying about "happy monday?"
• Mon, 15:04: RT @awesomelyplain: #jingifaday 🍆 day 709 🍆 https://t.co/2yXUhgetEY
• Tue, 10:12: @moon_catcher /clings because adulting is stupid and work is a trap https://t.co/Ym7IORcYBI
• Tue, 10:13: RT @radiant_kazuya: (´∀')おいしい~ #ひと目でわかる #亀梨和也 亀梨くん https://t.co/nPMWNTihrH
• Tue, 10:20: RT @kattunaesthetic: 🐝🍯 https://t.co/Zh2jPqaHK6
• Tue, 10:49: the wifi is out in the store and we might not be able to open oh please oh please oh PLEASE
• Tue, 10:51: cantaloupe and kiwi. not a big fan of those. https://t.co/AIPcoCzgzJ