My tweets

• Sat, 13:23: RT @awesomelyplain: #jingifaday 🍆 day 419 🍆 https://t.co/8h9We2ZIV0
• Sat, 13:28: every time the guy that mow's my neighbor's yard comes over i feel rage bubbling up inside of me because i haven't forgiven him for mowing over my dad's flowers (perennials. my dad's been gone for 10yrs.) when he mowed our yard once. then he was an asshole about it. ugh. /seethes https://t.co/SLDMLRcrs3
• Sat, 13:31: in happier news, bff and hubby surprised me and came over for a bit and dropped me off some homegrown zucchini and i am very much excited about cooking them because they are HUGE. https://t.co/h5E4UUa0G7
• Sat, 19:58: i could not have asked for anything better 😈 https://t.co/VEcbnpomZ0 https://t.co/jpMiDDFclJ
• Sun, 06:42: Who were you in high school? GIFs only. https://t.co/sxUdpPUuvp https://t.co/ejIORvqodx