My tweets

• Tue, 16:13: RT @verytiredkat: Pasta salad requires so much effort to make for so little payoff but here I am, a white person with a jar of mayonnaise a…
• Tue, 16:31: i've had 3hrs of sleep. been up since 2am. worked all morning. just saw the doc and had my yearly physical. i am /G… https://t.co/tZRkjzH8Z8
• Wed, 10:03: was just in a random hour long meeting at work. apparently we're supposed to try to sell water softener/conditionin… https://t.co/pwK87psl5o
• Wed, 10:06: ohhhhh that's right. i have leftover chow mein to look forward to. two hours. just TWO hours.