My tweets

• Fri, 12:41: so /another/ car is stuck in our next-door-neighbor's ditch. a dad and 3 young kids. our other neighbor is trying t… https://t.co/fYLeqUD2O2
• Fri, 12:46: another neighbor just showed up with a big sheet of plywood. i need to get some popcorn at this point.
• Fri, 13:00: needless to say to say the plywood didn't work. my neighbors have now all abandoned him. he's regrouping. the saga continues~
• Fri, 13:44: MOTHERFUCKING IDIOT MEN FINALLY GOT THE FUCKING CHAIN AND DRAGGED THE CAR FROM ONE DITCH TO OUR FUCKING DITCH AND W… https://t.co/yPDWcqKEyz
• Fri, 13:46: they wouldn't listen to my intelligent neighbor/friend trying to tell them how to do it correctly and they fucking… https://t.co/BYZ6g7DOKi
• Fri, 13:49: mind you, they almost also did some tokyo drift shit and slid into my other neighbor's pretty red truck. he literal… https://t.co/Yyx9cxynsj